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13.06.2025 00:33

Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
What are tips for weight loss?
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Trump-Musk feud leaves some DOGE staffers worried about their futures: Sources - ABC News
Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
New Study Finds No Evidence of Tension in Hubble Constant - Sci.News
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Has a psychic ever made a crazy prediction that turned out to be true?
No, not a chance
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
Then came..
Kelp forest collapse alters food web and energy dynamics in the Gulf of Maine - Phys.org
Unacceptable again!
Still no good.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Tesla Stock Is Falling on a Downgrade. The Musk-Trump Feud Isn’t Helping. - Barron's
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Asteroid 2024 YR4 Could Strike the Moon: NASA’s Webb Telescope Warns - The Daily Galaxy
Freaks and Cheeks
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