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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

13.06.2025 00:33

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How do I stop someone from forcing/pestering me to become gay/bisexual when I already want to be straight?

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

They put up a sign reading

What are tips for weight loss?

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Single photon detected in multiple locations simultaneously, fueling the multiverse debate - Earth.com

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Trump-Musk feud leaves some DOGE staffers worried about their futures: Sources - ABC News

Everyone loved it.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No go.

New Study Finds No Evidence of Tension in Hubble Constant - Sci.News

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Minds and Behinds

Why do people mourn when their leaders lose elections? Is it common for people to cry over events that are out of their control?

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Has a psychic ever made a crazy prediction that turned out to be true?

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

CBO estimates Trump's bill could add $2.4T to deficit, leave 11 million without health insurance - ABC News

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

Then came..

Kelp forest collapse alters food web and energy dynamics in the Gulf of Maine - Phys.org

Unacceptable again!

Still no good.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Tesla Stock Is Falling on a Downgrade. The Musk-Trump Feud Isn’t Helping. - Barron's

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Still no good

Asteroid 2024 YR4 Could Strike the Moon: NASA’s Webb Telescope Warns - The Daily Galaxy

Freaks and Cheeks

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

Google Photos albums redesign adds Material 3 Expressive toolbar, QR code sharing - 9to5Google